Once again Hyrum has taken home the Pelican Pride award. Is this thing rigged? Didn't he just get one of these? We're going to have to get a bigger trophy case. After the award ceremony we had to stop by the high school to make arrangements for the older boys for when I would be out of town. As you all know high school is a lot more dangerous nowadays than when we were kids. In order to run herd on these adolescent hooligans our local scohol board has hired Blackbeard for a principal. Risa was too scared to shake his hands but she got brave enough to stand within 3 feet of him. Lelia on the other hand just cried at the sight of him and had to go hide. After a few minutes of close scrutiny Risa determined that Black beard was a fraud and was not real. But just in case she didn't get any closer.